Sunday, March 9, 2008
The Rant about : Algebra 2
Hello again America. It's been a while, mainly from lack of interesting topics to rant about. For a while I tried to come up with something to hate on, with no avail. Lo and behold, it happened on a friday afternoon, in Algebra 2 class, sitting there, not understanding a thing, it hit me, Algrebra 2 is nothing more than a clever way to torture students. Yes, thats right ALGEBRA 2 SUCKS, and is highly illogical. I mean seriously, WHY is there an Algebra 1, and then Algebra 2. Can't they just put it together in to one convenient course entitled : Algebra?!?. That way, I don't have to hang my head in shame twice over failing algebra 1 and 2. Oh now some of you gifted one's out there may be saying "What the hell beeker, Algebra is easy, and so is Algebra 2.". Well let me tell you something, I am a writer! (and judging from my 112% grade in history a historian). I work with putting together words people, NOT numbers. Does this rant look like it's written in number?? NO it is not. And also, I beg to ask the question : WHAT HOW WILL WE USE ALGEBRA 2 IN OUR DAILY LIVES??. And you may reply "oh your going to need it to be an engineer, or __Insert high paying job here__". My response America : GET REAL! Seriously, do you honestly think Majority of kids in America today are going to amount to something? Sure, we have the aspirer's, and that's all well and fine, but as I said, most teenagers today will go on to : a. Join military or 2. Work entry level job's their entire life.... But all i'm really trying to say here is : Algebra 2 deserves to die in a slow, painful way, possibly involving fire....Hmm, is that a book burning bonfire I smell?
Saturday, January 26, 2008
The threat that is : Silent People
Silent Beeker ranting about silent people...ironic isn't it?
There is a new threat in society america. No i'm not talking about your afghan neihbors down the street....YET! No America, I'm talking about Silent people. You may have seen them in YOUR public places of mass socialization, like perhaps your school, favorite store, or local whorehouse. Yes, you see them there, staring at you, but not speaking. And more often then not it leaves you wondering what their true intentions are. Well I'm here to tell you, these people want nothing more than to swallow your soul, poison our food supply, eat your children, and perhaps rape your wives? Sound familiar?
Yes there kinda like that, just weaker, american, and uncool!
No America I take that back, these silent bastards are actually UN-AMERICAN. Yes thats right, the FRENCH are more american than silent people. Who are they? Where did they come from? are they even human? I say NO. You see humans use a form of communication called "English", while these anti-social beings do no such thing, in fact they have their own language, one I like to call "Un-Americaneese", or "Silence" for you technical people.
There is a new threat in society america. No i'm not talking about your afghan neihbors down the street....YET! No America, I'm talking about Silent people. You may have seen them in YOUR public places of mass socialization, like perhaps your school, favorite store, or local whorehouse. Yes, you see them there, staring at you, but not speaking. And more often then not it leaves you wondering what their true intentions are. Well I'm here to tell you, these people want nothing more than to swallow your soul, poison our food supply, eat your children, and perhaps rape your wives? Sound familiar?
Yes there kinda like that, just weaker, american, and uncool!
No America I take that back, these silent bastards are actually UN-AMERICAN. Yes thats right, the FRENCH are more american than silent people. Who are they? Where did they come from? are they even human? I say NO. You see humans use a form of communication called "English", while these anti-social beings do no such thing, in fact they have their own language, one I like to call "Un-Americaneese", or "Silence" for you technical people.
Friday, January 25, 2008
FOX NEWS SUCKS
My first rant, deals with The recent Fox news Mass Effect report. It's slightly old, but the rant is fresh. Anyways, I consider it a mini-rant, Future rants shall be much longer. Enjoy.
Seriously??? What the fuck???? The only person in this "debate" that gives FACTS is Geoff Keighley (A video game journalist.. go figure). And since when did research become watching a few trailers about a game? And that person seriously suggesting an AO rating for Mass Effect, WTF??? Interestingly enough though is the simple fact that NONE of these people (with the exception of Keighley, who in another interesting note they cut off early) have played Mass Effect, let alone video games, so why the hell would they be ripping on a subject matter they have nothing but ignorance in. American Media sucks.
I Think we need a new standard for televised media, one that ensures this type of programming is not ignorant, nor biased, nor controlled by the government. Or, at the very least a show that stands above other news media for these reasons, a show that is truthful, unbiased, non ignorant, and is not hosted by some right wing wacko.
Seriously??? What the fuck???? The only person in this "debate" that gives FACTS is Geoff Keighley (A video game journalist.. go figure). And since when did research become watching a few trailers about a game? And that person seriously suggesting an AO rating for Mass Effect, WTF??? Interestingly enough though is the simple fact that NONE of these people (with the exception of Keighley, who in another interesting note they cut off early) have played Mass Effect, let alone video games, so why the hell would they be ripping on a subject matter they have nothing but ignorance in. American Media sucks.
I Think we need a new standard for televised media, one that ensures this type of programming is not ignorant, nor biased, nor controlled by the government. Or, at the very least a show that stands above other news media for these reasons, a show that is truthful, unbiased, non ignorant, and is not hosted by some right wing wacko.
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