There is a new threat in society america. No i'm not talking about your afghan neihbors down the street....YET! No America, I'm talking about Silent people. You may have seen them in YOUR public places of mass socialization, like perhaps your school, favorite store, or local whorehouse. Yes, you see them there, staring at you, but not speaking. And more often then not it leaves you wondering what their true intentions are. Well I'm here to tell you, these people want nothing more than to swallow your soul, poison our food supply, eat your children, and perhaps rape your wives? Sound familiar?
Yes there kinda like that, just weaker, american, and uncool!
No America I take that back, these silent bastards are actually UN-AMERICAN. Yes thats right, the FRENCH are more american than silent people. Who are they? Where did they come from? are they even human? I say NO. You see humans use a form of communication called "English", while these anti-social beings do no such thing, in fact they have their own language, one I like to call "Un-Americaneese", or "Silence" for you technical people.
